The World According to an American
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The World According to an American
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If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!
Harry could have just shot him a text like
“Yo Sirius, where u at?”
“Just at home eatin some pasta”
“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”
“Cool”
CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED
it’s true wizards don’t do muggle technology but also keep in mind sirius died in i think 1995 by the books’ timeline cell phones weren’t completely prevalent among muggles then either were they? i forget was that when they were huge and/or had weird antennae?
So it’d be basically like this:





(via noirandchocolate)
Persephone Lied, by Spuffyduds. Read by Katwalker.
Download available here.
(I spent an hour today
Trying to draw Basty’s head.
It was horrible, so was K’s;
You get a poem instead.)
I’ve known you for 11 years,
So first let’s recap:
The first month of college,
My main thought was

I’m stuck in this school
Until I have my degree,
But I am so

……Let’s watch TV.
By chance or by fate,
I turned to a show
That looked kind of

And I was like WHOA.
Long story short,
I found

online,
And fanfics, and friends,
And entertainment sublime.
Two friends, I still have,
And on Tumblr, no less!
They are the best.

Our RPs and plooooots (o___@)
Got me through school.
To those who don’t know them:
They have

They have brains, humor, talent,
Beyond what I can express,
Though my face hurts from smiling.
Do I love them?

And if ever a person
Should these two, try to diss,
I will leap out of the ‘net,
All

We talked every night,
The brave PG Alliance!
They even listened patiently
When I went crazy about

They were there, thick and thin,
Through every ordeal,
Because life isn’t all roses,
And sometimes

I wish you the very best
Of good stuff on this day,
Like chocolate, cake…and…….cats? And…and….
And I’m trying to say:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You’re both pretty awesome

Punk Rock Advent Calendar #Fuck I give up on posting these things on time: Little Drummer Boy

You can get most of these songs at punk-christmas.com
Punk Rock Advent Calendar #5: O Little Town Of Bethlehem

Man I gotta get on the ball with these things I’m still two days behind.
You can get most of these songs at punk-christmas.com
Punk Rock Advent Calendar #4: Frosty the Snowman

You can get most of these songs at punk-christmas.com
The Punk Rock Advent Calendar #3: The Merry Christmas Polka.
Because you all really needed to hear a Christmas-themed polka sung in the style of punk rock.

You can get most of these songs at punk-christmas.com
Punk Rock Advent Calendar #2: White Christmas. This one is relevant because it’s going to be nearly 70 degrees tomorrow, and that shit ain’t right in December.
You can get most of these songs at http://punk-christmas.com
Fuck it, I’m posting the entire Punk Rock Advent Calendar this year. One song a day. Maybe a picture or something if I have time. You can get ‘em all at http://punk-christmas.com
This one is Jingle Bells.
I’ve just started a new blog called What the Fuck is Supernatural?
I am going to watch every single episode of Supernatural and blog about it. With pictures.
Yes, I have lost my mind.

I may need to rethink this.
The finished Scurrilous Straggler piece for my fellow Homestucks. Had the most fun with the reflected colors on the blacks — kept it from being too flat against all the cotton candy colors in the back.
A;SDFJASD;FAKFJS;ASDLJFA
BAST
LET ME LICK YOU
*BRB DEAD FOREVER*
And soon:




A video of my cat doing something cute.
Very fitting for my first video upload to the internet, I think.
THE.
COOLEST.
KID.
Jade honey I know I said you were my favorite but you’re gonna hafta move over now apparently you were merely basking in the reflected glory of YOUR AWESOME KID GRAMPA.